terramythos:

terramythos:

terramythos:

stardew valley is a haunted ass game I start a new save file and full on see Bigfoot running away into the shadows and search for ‘what the fuck was that Bigfoot stardew valley’ and get some crusty ass steam post going 'yeah dude if you saw Bigfoot thats super ultra rare ive played 3000 hours and never seen him’ and there’s like 50 things like this in the game

^ literally footprints the next day btw lmao

I SAW HIM AGAIN IF UCKGIN SAW HIM AGAIN I GOT A SCREENSHOT THIS TIME

mealreminders:

pocket-deer-belly:

pocket-deer-belly:

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what’s good for your mental health isn’t another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what’s good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it’s not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that’s what being nice to yourself is sometimes

Are you guys ok you’re all reblogging this post a lot

Remember to eat something today!

iinsawdious:

iinsawdious:

“this movie doesn’t hold up bcos of dated special effects :(” to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

b0nkcreat:

karl-likes-men:

b0nkcreat:

worst part about changing the batteries in a wiimote is putting her fuckass panties back on i gotta strongarm that greasy ass 2006 rubber casing like a wwe wrestler yellin HEAVE HO out loud to nobody

@controllerpervert

controller who now

byjove:

There is nothing more rage inducing for me than receiving a text message when I’m overstimulated. Feeling my phone vibrate when I’m barely clinging on and internally I’m like “I HATE PHONES. I HATE THEM. AGHHHHH WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING FROM ME, EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT- Oh, my mommy is asking me what kind of aftershave I want for my birthday.”

intrinsicklutz:

fly-chicken:

fly-chicken:

lynati:

the-nightman783:

holdtightclothing:

darillium-night:

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

I need y'all to know that he’s not just a part of the shows, Ryan Creamer is a Co-Executive Producer of Game Changer. Legend.

heller-jensen:

“look at my lawyer dog. i’m going to jail.”

airbud: legally golden

rslashrats:

you know what day it is……….

kawree:

only-tiktoks:

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you’re certain your posture doesn’t suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.